Thirteen more days until it’s time to wear a lilac.
Unseen University. :D
Terry Pratchett’s Discworld, Part 2
Terry Pratchett’s Discworlds covers, part 3
AHAHAHAHAHA! It’s a dork mindbender!
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‘There’s no greys, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.’
‘It’s a lot more complicated than that-’
‘No. It ain’t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth. People as things, that’s where it starts.’
Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum (via sirpumpkinhead)
I figured I might as well mark this inaugural post of my foray into Tumblr with something of tremendous stupidity. Thus!
Commander Sam Vimes is Ironhead (I was also considering Copperman or Stoneface).
Captain Carrot Ironfounderson is Captain Ankh-Morpork And Its Supporting Rural Environs.
Sergeant Detritus is The Incredible Splatter. It’s like a Hulk, only splattier.
Sergeant Fred Colon is Wowhawk, expert marksman whose arrows seek out dragons’ voonerables even - no especially - if it’s a million-to-one shot.
Captain Angua Von Uberwold is Blonde Wolf. She spends a lot of her time pissed off, not least because somehow ‘Blonde Wolf’ fails somehow to sound as sexy and mysterious as ‘Black Widow’ or ‘Scarlet Witch’.
Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom is (sorry) Phwoar.
They are brought together by the shadowy Havelock Vetinari, Agent of W.A.T.C.H. (probably) to protect the Disc from threats the like of which it has never - well, yet another cataclysmic threat, anyway.
The background elements which are stock, and the Tower of Art belongs to Jack Saxon.
Um…What?
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I commend my soul to any god that can find it
Moist von Lipwig (via bcboo)
| Lord Vetinari: | Let me give you some advice captain. |
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| Captain Vimes: | Yes sir? |
| Lord Vetinari: | It may help you to make some sense of the world. |
| Captain Vimes: | Sir? |
| Lord Vetinari: | I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong of course. There are always and only the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. |
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That was always the dream, wasn’t it? ‘I wish I’d known then what I know now’? But when you got older you found out that you now wasn’t you then. You then was a twerp. You then was what you had to be to start out on the rocky road to becoming you now, and one of the rocky patches on that road was being a twerp.
from Night Watch by Terry Pratchett (via pithia)
